These are few of my favorite things...NOT!
Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009
by
Ohica
Number one on my list: Ghosts!!
They are scary. They have no business haunting and terrifying people. Why would someone do that? Just not cool. So, in conclusion, just say, "NO!" to ghosts.
Number two: Aliens!!
Really though? Probing? Not cool. Look, there is no reason to come to our lowly planet, there is nothing worth seeing here. I mean, if you have the ability to travel through space then I'm sure you can find something more interesting than earth. It is amazing, but, please, just stay out.
Aww man, guess I'm being abducted and haunted tonite...sheeze.
If i tell you a secret, can you keep it a secret?
There is someone who follows me wherever I go. He watches me whilst I am dreaming. If I try to talk to him, he pulls at my very being and terrifies me. I get scared sometimes....all the times. I want to see his face and he laughs at me, telling me to wait. Maybe it's all in my head, but then why does it feel so real? I know the mind can manifest things to seem like reality, but why would I want to scare myself? He laughs at me all the time. He tells me that one day I will meet him, but until then he will have his fun. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. Am I dreaming? Am I crazy? If so, when will this nightmare end?
And all the while, she just stands there and stares as my world divides. Fact and fiction, real and fake, dreams and reality mixed and mingled. And she just mocks me. Who is she? My deary, I believe that is very clear to see. Just look.
They are scary. They have no business haunting and terrifying people. Why would someone do that? Just not cool. So, in conclusion, just say, "NO!" to ghosts.
Number two: Aliens!!
Really though? Probing? Not cool. Look, there is no reason to come to our lowly planet, there is nothing worth seeing here. I mean, if you have the ability to travel through space then I'm sure you can find something more interesting than earth. It is amazing, but, please, just stay out.
Aww man, guess I'm being abducted and haunted tonite...sheeze.
If i tell you a secret, can you keep it a secret?
There is someone who follows me wherever I go. He watches me whilst I am dreaming. If I try to talk to him, he pulls at my very being and terrifies me. I get scared sometimes....all the times. I want to see his face and he laughs at me, telling me to wait. Maybe it's all in my head, but then why does it feel so real? I know the mind can manifest things to seem like reality, but why would I want to scare myself? He laughs at me all the time. He tells me that one day I will meet him, but until then he will have his fun. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. Am I dreaming? Am I crazy? If so, when will this nightmare end?
And all the while, she just stands there and stares as my world divides. Fact and fiction, real and fake, dreams and reality mixed and mingled. And she just mocks me. Who is she? My deary, I believe that is very clear to see. Just look.

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